only in la...

... is this view walking distance from your apartment:

Puts the Marina in Marina del Rey

... does this street performer ambush you on the Venice Beach boardwalk and make a fool out of you on your first day in town:

Embarrassed by the silly outfit, which had nothing to do with his barefoot-on-broken-glass shenanigans

... does your Saturday look like this:

So happy to be horizontal after all that driving

Kappas on the beach

... does your Sunday look like this:

Tourist attractions galore

Pleasantly scandalized at drag queen bingo

xxo.